Spiderman 2

 

Spiderman 2 (2004)

• Director: Sam Raimi
• Seen by this director: Drag Me to Hell, The Gift, A Simple Plan, Spiderman
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina, James Franco, Rosemary Harris, J K Simmons
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Tobey Maguire – The Great Gatsby, Seabiscuit, Wonder Boys, The Cider House Rules, Pleasantville, The Ice Storm
• Kirsten Dunst – Many
• Alfred Molina – Many
• J K Simmons – Whiplash, La La Land
• Why? Doing the series
• Seen:  16 November 2024.      

       Critics love it. Viewers love it

       I don’t love it. I don’t even like it. I actively dislike it.

       Tobey Maguire is so wrong for this role (I know, I know, nobody agrees with me.) He’s lifeless, the unsexiest actor in Hollywood. Kirstin Dunst is pathetic. No wonder there’s absolutely no chemistry between them. Their love story is the most unconvincing of all superhero films. The sob story gets no tears from me. The other characters as well as the story itself are ho-hum.

       We desperately need Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifhan.

       But this one gets more than 0* because Alfred Molina makes a fine villain and the runaway train was cool. 

2* of 5

 

 

 

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Make Your Move

 

Make Your Move 2013

• Director: Duayne Adler
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Derek Hough, BoA, Will Yun Lee, Wesley Jonathan, Izabella Miko, Jefferson Brown
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Will Yun Lee – The Wolverine, Total Recall, Hustle
• Why? Dance
• Seen:  15 November 2024      

       Donny (Hough) lives to dance, his parole officer in New Orleans tells him to get a real job or else, Donny heads up to New York where his brother (Jonathan) has a club There’s a conflict with Aya (BoA) who heads an all-woman drum and dance group, Cobu. Her brother Kaz (Will Yun Lee) and Donny’s brother, once the closest of friends, are now bitter enemies.

       Enough story. I’m watching it for the dance.

       Which is brilliant. Especially Cobu. It makes it worth seeing despite the lame story and the even lamer love story. 

3* of 5

 

Five Broken Cameras

 

Five Broken Cameras 2011

• Director: Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Documentary
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Documentary
• Why? The subject
• Seen:  14 November 2024      

       Emad has lived his whole life on the West Bank. When his fourth son is born he buys a film camera to record his family. He ends up recording his family during the spreading Israeli occupation of Palestinian land.

       The camera is destroyed by Israeli soldiers. He gets a new one. It’s destroyed by Israeli soldiers. He gets a new one. Five in all. He and all his brothers spend time in prison. His baby son gets older and learns by the age of five that Israeli soldiers kill Palestinians.

       It’s now 2024. Now the Israelis are bombing and killing hundreds of Palestinian civilians, every day. Thousands of children, women and men have died. Thousands of Palestinians have been forced to evacuate their homes, thousands of homes have been destroyed. Starvation, untreated injuries and illness, blocked emergency supplies. Is this not terrorism?

       The film is from 2011. See it. 

5* of 5

 

 

 

Sacrifice

 

Sacrifice 2020

• Director: Collier & Mian
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Sophie Stevens, Ludovic Hughes, Barbara Crampton, Lukas Loughran
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• None of them
• Why? Good reviews
• Seen:  13 November 2024      

       Weird film. Young American couple, Isaac (Hughes) and Emma  (Stevens), come to Norway, to the village where Isaac was born and where his mother murdered his father some twenty-five years ago. According to the credits it was inspired by Lovecraft. There’s a lot of supposed Norwegian folklore, but I doubt it’s real. It feels very non-Norwegian to me. It’s creepy but unconvincing and mostly uninteresting. 

2* of 5

 

This Is Where I Leave You

 

This Is Where I Leave You 2014

• Director: Shawn Levy
• Based on book by Jonathan Tropper
• Cast: Jason Bateman, Tina Frey, Jane Fonda, Adam Driver, Rose Byrne, Corey Stroll, Kathryn Hahn, Connie Britton, Timothy Olyphant
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Jason Bateman – The Invention of Lying, Juno
• Tina Frey – A Haunting in Venice
• Jane Fonda – Many
• Adam Driver – Many
• Rose Byrne – X-Men, I Give It a Year, The Place Beyond the Pines, 28 Weeks Later, Sunshine, The Dead Girl
• Kathryn Hahn – The Visit, Captain Fantastic, Tomorrowland a World Beyond, Mimzy, The Holiday
• Connie Britton – Promising Young Woman
• Timothy Olyphant – Amsterdam, Once upon a Time in Hollywood, Snowden, I Am Number 4, Go, Ellen Foster, A Life Less Ordinary
• Why? Might be good. Interesting cast
• Seen:  12 November 2024      

       Dad was a Jewish atheist whose dying wish was that his wife (Fonda) and four grown children sit shiva for the traditional seven days.

       It’s a motley crew, otherwise there wouldn’t be a film. It’s pretty standard stuff – well-to-do white middle class American family but it’s quite a good mix of comedy and dysfunctional family drama with some decent acting.

       I like it more than I expected to. 

4* of 5

 

Spiderman 2002

 

Spiderman 2002

• Director: Sam Raimi
• Seen by this director: Drag Me to Hell, The Gift, A Simple Plan
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Cliff Robertson, Rosemary Harris
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Tobey Maguire – The Great Gatsby, Seabiscuit, Wonder Boys, The Cider House Rules, Pleasantville, The Ice Storm
• Kirsten Dunst – Many
• Willem Dafoe – Many
• Why? Oh why not?
• Seen:  9 November 2024, possibly once before.      

       If you live on the planet Earth there’s a good chance that you know this story. Peter Parker (Maguire) is a science genius, a geek, constantly bullied by his high school classmates. Then he’s bitten by a spider and becomes Spiderman, the superhero who fights the good fight against all kinds of evil forces. And gets the girl (Dunst) but turns her down to fight the good fight etc.

       Spiderman has never been my favourite superhero. Contrary to many others’ opinion. I don’t think Maguire is right for the part. As a geek, OK. But as a superhero? Not so much. Nor do I like Dunst as the wimpy, vampy, damsel in distress. All the characters feel like, well, comic book characters. This film is simply in the same league as the Christian Bale Batman films, the whole X Men package, Iron Man, Terminator…Them I love. This one is OK but no more. I know Andrew Garfield is much better, I’ve seen part of one of his. Tom Holland I haven’t seen.

       But I will. I’ve bought them all. 

2* of 5

 

 

 

 

The Visit

 

The Visit 2015

• Director: M Night Shyamalan
• Seen by this director: many
• Based on book: no
• Cast: Olivia DeJonge, Ed Oxenbould, Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie, Kathryn Hahn
• Personal “oh yeah him/her” reaction, i.e. have seen this actor in:
• Olivia DeJonge – Elvis
• Deanna Dunagan – Unforgettable
• Peter McRobbie – Lincoln, 16 Blocks, Brokeback Mountain
• Kathryn Hahn – Captain Fantastic, Tomorrowland a World Beyond, Mimzy, The Holiday
• Why? The director
• Seen:  8 November 2024      

       Becca (DeJonge) and Tyler (Oxenbould) visit their grandparents (Dunagan and McRobbie) they have never met because their mother (Hahn) has been estranged from her parents for years. Becca is making a documentary film of the visit.

       At first they have a great time but things get weird quickly. This is M Night Shyamalan after all. It’s more sad than scary though as we see the results of dementia and paranoia in the grandparents.

       And then it gets scary. 

3 ½ * of 5